It's All Relative: Two Families, Three Dogs, 34 Holidays, and 50 Boxes of Wine (A Memoir)
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“Damn you, Wade!! Damn you! I missed two eBay auctions and delayed taking my Ambien every night for a week so I could finish It’s All Relative, but it was so worth it. This book rocks! Charming, funny, and saucy enough to make me blush. Wade’s family makes mine look like the Kennedys (the ones not driving around on sleeping pills or the ones charged with felonies).”
Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of We Thought You Would Be Prettier

“Wade Rouse is back and better than ever in his new memoir It’s All Relative. Rouse’s books combine the one-two punch of hilarity and heart and never cease to delight. Filled with uproarious one-liners and enough soul to truly satisfy, readers are going to clamor for a seat at Rouse’s holiday table! I can’t tell you how much I loved this book.”
Jen Lancaster, New York Times bestselling author of My Fair Lazy

“Wade Rouse has officially become the laugh assassin. And with his holiday masterpiece, It’s All Relative, he’s getting downright dangerous, delivering even more laughs than usual. Rouse’s remembrances of his family holidays are masterfully gift-wrapped in delightful dysfunction and topped with a bow of laser-sharp sentimental insight designed to help you not only laugh at but also fall in love again with your own jacked-up gene pool. This book is the gift that keeps on giving.”
Josh Kilmer-Purcell, star of the hit reality series The Fabulous Beekman Boys and New York Times bestselling author of The Bucolic Plague and I Am Not Myself These Days

“An engagingly funny essayist”
Chicago Tribune

“Laugh-out-loud-funny! A must-read author!”
NBC’s Today Show

“Wade is a wise, witty, wicked writer!”
USA Today

“An original writer and impressive voice.”
Washington Post

“David Sedaris meets Dave Barry! Every page is good for a laugh!”
Library Journal

“Nonstop laughter!”
Detroit Free Press

“Think of Wade as the gay love child of David Sedaris … a writer of wicked, black comedy and savage, touching memoirs.”
The Advocate

“A ribald, wrenching memoirist.”
St. Louis Post-Dispatch

“Beautifully combines humor and pathos.”

“Successfully imports a steady current of panic, a la Erma Bombeck”
The Onion

“Rouse is wincingly funny!”

“Funny, funny!”
Entertainment Weekly